By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 18:33 - United States

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Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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fuzzyface73 2

Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.

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RiverRelic 0

You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )

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Lindsaykae 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha epic fail.

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rety1 13

well what's more important..? keeping your skin. or having your hot coworker know that you have a shrinky dink..

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zeta_pangolin 1

OP was a scientist, OP was no more; 'cause what he thought was H20 was HCl... Ah forget it, it's just not the same

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Leser98 0

aww that sucks. btw why was your coworker watching you?

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Monkeymolli 0

don't be so clumsy with a job like that you should always practice caution

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lolmikes 7

so your saying you you got a big penis

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Sindy_fml 4

hydrochloric acid isn't harmful... is it?

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fogrunner 13

youtube.com/watch?v=NddZ5ftQb0Q

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Smarties49 0

If she's your co-worker dont you think she should of been more professional in that situation, OP? FYL

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FweakofCydonia 40

Hydrochloric acid is dangerous. A super large dosage can explode and/or burn off your skin...a smaller dosage still stings, apparently.

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writergirl23 19

She had no right to do that. Crush on someone else, who respects you for things you can't help.

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