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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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nucky_fml 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:23

That's an ass grab he won't soon forget, nor you

Silv3rClaw 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:23

that's a really big turnoff D:

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:27

he must have squeezed u pretty hard if u couldn't hold ur fart for the duration of the hug.

chaoticnh 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:30

this is what happened right before Chris brown beat rhianna.

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:35

haha win.

Bloothebawss 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:33

Good job! He was probably trying to take your wallet!

shaala_fml 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:37

oh that sucks Hun I'm sorry

FllAqiitthAMENA 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:38

haha !

mrzero 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:47

??????

hart4 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:48

You gave the wrong signal, he probably thinks you don't like him. lol jk

rawrriri 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:54

Yeaah for sure next time try burping. It gives off a better vibe then farting.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:23

LOL the berp will burn his eyebrows off and then he'll really love the girl!

SinfulRose 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:53

You couldn't hold it in xp

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