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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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salvorican 24

Damn, sexy. Haha

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JoeTheMan12 0

I wouldn't really care if a girl farted...?

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fruitschinpo 0

137 - because you are a desprate virgin. and i bet you just wanna get laid.

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DynamicDave 11

Or because he's a human, realizes it happens to everyone, and he has a sense of humor... Naw, that couldn't possibly be it.

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Divine_Mamma 11

It's not like you can control it. It happens.

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b70valkyrie 0

it happens to everyone... you just had particularly bad timing! laugh it off :)

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plebeianFelix 5

against all odds, and with considerable ingenuity, you've discovered the last line of defense against pick-pockets. tremendous bravery huzzah!

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7sevensevenseven 0

way to go but i doubt he thot anything of it u will laugh at it together later in ur relationship

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darkness4dummies 0

queef possibly? But dont you know how to control your farts? Me and my friends learned how to in the 5th grade

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chaoticnh 0

so you were farting uncontrollably 4th grade and below lol?

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XxEmoSnowboarder 8

14 Did you have a class on how to control your farts or something?

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hutch66 13

Good for you! you're parents must be so proud!

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whisperingeye13 0

it is a class! the final exam involves taking exlax and eating an entire can of beans. if you can hold in your farts and explosive diarhea for 1 hour you pass Fart Control 101. I'm suprised you and your friends took such an advanced course in the 5th grade!

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7sevensevenseven 0

way to go but i doubt he thot anything of it u will laugh at it together later in ur relationship

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cheree19 0

srsly I farted on accident once when I slid off my bed and I was all embarrassed, but now me and my bf laugh about it.

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snickersxx 0

I don't think there will be a relationship after that.

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cheree19 0

yea those **** look terrible...maybe if she was cute...but no.

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lauren_pink 0

WTF? why be mean! and I wouldn't have a clue how to photo shop? it's called a PUSH UP BRA! and it's funny how you's 2 are bagging on me but you don't have a picture of yourself! >_<

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Reed_111 5

there nothing wrong with her ****! stupid dog!

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BeatlesObsessed 12

"Today, I was hanging out with a girl I really like. When I gave her a hug to say goodbye, I put my hand in the back pocket of her jeans. She farted on my hand. FML" F HIS life!

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CateXOX 0

I think he can deal with a farted-on hand. She might have just ended their almost-relationship.

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simistar1 0

that sucks I woulda been soo embarrassed

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