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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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123loopsify 0

being a guy, lets hope he thought that was funny xD

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sourgirl101 28

Those are some deep pockets if they're by your booty hole!

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rhysfucker 24

you're going to find out what kind of guy he is right away, huh? hey, OP, if he runs then he's a hypocrite. guys fart just from breathing. don't sweat it hon.

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a_nutritionist 10

guys fart from just breathing? you may have a serious colon infection...see your GP immediately...

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SupEr_JaY 4

thats bad, but it would be even worse if he smelled his hand afterwards lmao

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jacob12311 4

is the comment even really that bad it's a good joke, since when does a good joke get thumbs down and California is the home of cowboys that's why it's called the wild WEST California is WEST see the connection????

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ghettojoker 4

hmm you better hope he thinks your farts smell like blue roses

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