Work: Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get...

By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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Commission demon

By TheNewSalesRep - 21/01/2016 02:37 - Canada - Brantford

Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 04:55 - India - New Delhi

Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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You deserved it 7 010

By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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Overachiever

By Is he stupid? - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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You deserved it 49 016

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

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You deserved it 2 391

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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You deserved it 2 213

Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 27 059

Shjohn 3

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:20

Dude talk to your boss quick to make sure he doesnt get the credit

MrColbyCheese 10

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:19

Way to go!

Comments

mixedupminx 8

Sunday 24 July 2016 2:05

I'm sure you can prove and rectify it! Next time, check, check, double-check!

mikethekid 9

Sunday 24 July 2016 3:46

better to measure twice and cut once than to measure once and cut twice

mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 24 July 2016 4:32

His does that work?

moocowmilk0 19

Sunday 24 July 2016 4:51

H O w

bstrung 2

Sunday 24 July 2016 14:50

"it was going so well" so your plan to get someone fired?

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 24 July 2016 17:41

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those darn kids and their dog! Also, a slippery finger.

lilithfury 23

Sunday 24 July 2016 18:32

Let yer boss know that you messed up the sale so that the asshat doesn't get credit.

caliguy08 17

Sunday 24 July 2016 20:13

Attention to detail....

mlustpdx 17

Sunday 24 July 2016 21:28

moron

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 25 July 2016 3:03

How in the world could that possibly happen? Some sort of weird system where anyone can put something on anyone else's profile? Watch what you're doing! YDI