By ddeit - 19/08/2011 02:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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By JulesRules - 30/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)

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AislinP 13

Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.

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Haidee 0

Being engaged is the same as just being boyfriend &&; girlfriend! That guy must have married some ****** up women if he is saying that!:) don't worry, you'll be fine!

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perdix 29

You know what he really means is that he wants to be in your pants. Guys don't ask girls if they are married for no reason -- they want to know whether they are easily available for sex. If they are married, it makes it a bit more difficult and inconvenient.

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Shoob1 0

People are dumb. Ice been married for 13 years to my husband and am still happy about it. Life is what you make of it.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Unless the people in your life are total assbags.

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muchagente 5

congratulations to your engagement! and never ignore the hints of fate.

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towboater198425 6

When you get married you lose a little bit of your soul everyday until there's none left!

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TrollFeeder 10

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

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towboater198425 6

After your married for a while you realize it was a challenge When the priest said till death do us part! Just kidding marriage is a blessing

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scottishandrew1 0

He is very much correct

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Jimboom 11

Thats just what synical single people say to justify their intense aversion to marriage. If you get it right and marry your best friend then you will never be happier than when you are in your other halfs arms. Just don't fall into the trap that most married couples do of A. Getting married to the person because it is better than nothing when you don't love them completely. B. Going to sleep angry with each other. C. Forgetting those important dates (thats what calendar reminders on phones are for)

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