Intimacy: Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having...

FML for mobile
Free

By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 647

You deserved it 3 679

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 563

You deserved it 292

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 343

You deserved it 7 025

Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 120

By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 579

You deserved it 32 222

Understandable

By Anonymous - 28/05/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 568

You deserved it 3 250

Failure on every level

By Jason - 07/12/2022 06:00

Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 663

You deserved it 142

What is wrong with my brain?

By slickrick22 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 856

You deserved it 4 027

By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 280

You deserved it 3 803

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 10:59

Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 939

You deserved it 96

Alexa, play "Mind Games" by John Lennon

By Sleepy - 22/11/2023 07:30 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 148

kaylizs 20

Monday 6 July 2015 19:23

Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

jet223 20

Monday 6 July 2015 19:27

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

Comments

AyeJay101 25

Monday 6 July 2015 21:58

Maybe you're into that S&M stuff unconsciously and you were "sucking" a lot?

4thepower 7

Monday 6 July 2015 22:09

Role play?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 July 2015 22:57

If you could control dreams you could have had it become a sexual fantasy...

fpants2010 18

Monday 6 July 2015 23:14

"Yeah baby, I'll show you how much I suck" ;)

kilbridedoesfml 13

Monday 6 July 2015 23:40

That's awesome at least you got to have a dream with Chris Prat aka Star Lord.

sledking 4

Monday 6 July 2015 23:49

Chris Pratt put Lk Stevens WA on the map! #NWPRIDE

ouijacorn 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 1:41

I once dreamed that Kit Harington asked me out but then I fell down and smacked my face on the pavement and had to go home instead. Sometimes our brains just try to sabotage even our fantasy lives, right?