By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
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kaylizs 20

Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

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jet223 20

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

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alchemist27 13

There's no negatives when it comes to chris Pratt

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Jefffz 13

Tell him at least you didn't live in The Pit

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StormGirl142 24

All I can imagine is Andy Dwyer throwing skittles at you and laughing.

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berkeleyjake 13

I have sex dreams with Sarah Silverman where she insults me constantly and tells me how much I suck. its really hot when she does it

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Dean__Winchester 16

I was expecting a Raptor to be mentioned somewhere to be honest

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idxntgiveafxck 17

Chris Pratt is babe

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itszdm 4

That's how all the pornos start out.

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oceanbrickfire 21

So I'm guessing everything wasn't awesome. I'll leave now

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