By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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ExplosiveDildo 11

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

How do you know it's Omaha? There's more cities than that in Nebraska.

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ExplosiveDildo 11

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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Fruitmonster2 15

Congrats! Nice username too. ;3

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amadisdemitrius 5

Ya, i'm wondering what your "exploding *****" fml was.

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ExplosiveDildo 11

Oh, and I don't actually live in Nebraska. I live in a completely different state. I just put that one because... well... no one lives there.

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HassanImran 0

It may seem sad but I have some really good friends on video games... I've known some for 6 years + and you shouldn't relate your brother in law to all gamers. thats like how girls think all guys are jerks. Sorry about him by the way.

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loccsta83 5

That info is in your gamer tag profile you dumb ****

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Aking2198 0

hes joking hopefully?

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LuckyLynx7732 5

So the 8 hour stretch playing COD with him wasn't enough to tell you he might not be a winner?

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KokiriKid 10

PROTIP: Don't tell people on Xbox live that you're female, they might stalk you just for being a girl.

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bm34_fml 2

I'm also a girl gamer. My location is on my gamer profile and so if my name... So far I haven't had any problems! but I know it's stupid to give out numbers and stuff...as i have

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