By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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ExplosiveDildo 11

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

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asherm 15

He's gonna be like that guy who drove from NY to Seattle to stalk an underage girl. Well I hope creeper gives up!

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TWayne95 13

How long does it take an fml to get posted?

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BunnyRose 11

Aww. But still creepy. But he did warn you.

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firefighterjohn 9

he figured out your name. then facebooked you and found your phone number off if there then searched your phone number which had an address linked to it. dam im ratting myself out

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jesterkitty4 14

Ha ha next time don't discuss it over XBOX Live then.

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FML_14u2c 14

Tell him you're really a dude, but you're into dudes. LOL

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linkinpark98 23

o.o Now I need to look out for stalkers......

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Brownie101abc 7

Woah. Jus telling someone ur state and they know all ur info!

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shenry113322 7

If you have a neighbor with wifi try to use it. He obviously found your IP address so if u use your neighbors and tell him you used your neighbors before and now it's yours he will send your neighbors flowers.

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Timmeeh 17

"Obviously found your IP address" - no. I won't go into the details, but to anyone even vaguely technically competent... well, that's a fairly ridiculous suggestion on all fronts. What's probably happened here is the OP has their name on their profile, or a handle that's common to more than one medium; the stalker simply googled it and went from there...

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