By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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ExplosiveDildo 11

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

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ExplosiveDildo 11

UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!: Last night, at about 4:00 PM, I got a call from a flower place asking me if I'll be home between 2-5 PM tomorrow, so they can deliver some flowers. This guy is SERIOUSLY ****** up.

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pandalover69 26

that is really creepy. what did u tell them?

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ExplosiveDildo 11

I told them that I will not take the flowers and that the guy who sent them is a creeper. The woman hung up.

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AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2

Just accept the flowers! In my opinion t's more sweet than ****** up... Whatever, it might be illegal but it's ******* free flowers. It could be so much worse.

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Rocky007 15

Flowers are nice. (unless you are a dead man).

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skaterchick10156 3

That's why I dont add those random creepy people who add yu just because yur a girl

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BLACKSAGE 4

Should of chose PS3 insted of gaybox, less creepers lmao (:

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flicka89 15

you should ask for chocolate instead of flowers ;)

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jaytee1994 9

Not always true!!! I met my lovely fiancée over the Internet like this. So all situations turn out like this. This only happens when you had a creepy creeper who finds a beautiful girl and thinks he will annoy her and try to get with her.

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izzygarcia 0

Helloo you never heard the term "don't talk to strangers" -_______-

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NoReservations 9

My guy friends warned me about the male xbox players.. I have an xbox, I just play things like Sonic. No problems there, no xbox live.

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