By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

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morgann_believee 5

Plot twist. You're a guy.

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fighterofwar 5

What are you, six? You should know not to do that.

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govan1107 1

He said he was gonna stalk should've believed him

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jmashini 13

Well if you use the same username on xBox that you use here, YDI

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KaylaDawnn 5

The same exact thing happened to me. -__-

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smoshianforever 0

Hmmmm.... Nebraska. Ok.(;

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AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2

Dude that's actually kinda sweet! At least he's sending you flowers, not like breaking into your house!

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