Geek: Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met... - FML

By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

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ExplosiveDildo 11

Saturday 23 June 2012 5:21

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Friday 22 June 2012 18:56

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

Arthurie 30

Friday 22 June 2012 18:56

Time to move.

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morgann_believee 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 4:48

Plot twist. You're a guy.

simonepedretti 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 10:45

Police

fighterofwar 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 11:48

What are you, six? You should know not to do that.

govan1107 1

Monday 25 June 2012 0:53

He said he was gonna stalk should've believed him

jmashini 13

Monday 25 June 2012 1:00

Well if you use the same username on xBox that you use here, YDI

KaylaDawnn 5

Monday 25 June 2012 6:00

The same exact thing happened to me. -__-

xxmexx21 0

Monday 25 June 2012 6:10

**** XBOX

smoshianforever 0

Monday 25 June 2012 19:10

Hmmmm.... Nebraska. Ok.(;

TheEpicPies 15

Tuesday 26 June 2012 0:09

Time to change your name.

AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:07

Dude that's actually kinda sweet! At least he's sending you flowers, not like breaking into your house!

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