By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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ExplosiveDildo 11

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

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Drizzelhell 3

Buy a tazer. Self protection

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theamazingone_12 7

haha no there is no such thing as self protection anymore, youll end up havin another travon martin case

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Airman1988 9

Stranger danger!

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AzzieC 12

U gave him the state u lived in

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mollysticks 10

I read this in Patrick's voice. Ah, childhood memories...

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superswagbro 7

Thanks, since i didnt read the fml or anything.

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peachesncreem 21

.. Need to learn how to finish their sentence.

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dankpotatoes 2

Bitch's gonna get date raped.

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obviousboy 8

You live in Nebraska. There are like 20 people that live there. It couldn't have been that hard.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Nebraska has big cities. Omaha is pretty big, let me tell you.

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missyj0 12

I'm pretty sure it was a joke, #146.

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obviousboy 8

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

153- Or, ya know, an uneducated statement. Oh well. I'll just let bygones be bygones.

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obviousboy 8

Good job letting bygones be bygones. ^.~

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Ajwc101 24

Maybe you can report him to the cops? Oh and next time don't give out personal information on the web. FYL OP.

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flashback.miss 28

Look out or he might pollinate you./bricked. but seriously, this should teach you a lesson. take neccessary precautions and measures to protect yourself.

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