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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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AmandaSchnepf 0

he thought I'd b fooled my his attempt to hide it by throwing himself down the stairs. at the hospital I asked him n he said his friends posted this as a joke there was no affair.

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Lisimal 7

Hope you broke your d*ck and nuts, you cheating asshole. Stupid manwhore.

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dugumit 0

what a shame u didn't break ur neck, because that's what a cheating pig like u really deserves.

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Airborne2002 7

you stupid dumb*ss b**ch you deserve worse than that like say... HELL

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sean01 0

u deserve this...hope everything is fine after the fall.. hopefully u didn't destroy ur thing..

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idk363 0

u are a huge asshole OP!

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cath_1211 5

Well then you shouldn't have cheated on your wife ********

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pepokish 0

OP, are you by any chance a cross dresser?

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