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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

animejen1988 9

Anything that begins with "Today, I was having an affair" is an automatic YDI. Why would you even post this? Did you really think that people would feel sorry for you?

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Kewaii 0

OP you are a complete ******* moron

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taureanbeauty293 0

nice one, #284 to the OP: you are an idiot, but maybe you get style points for trying so hard to hide it that you hurt yourself. Though you are still an idiot.

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rockstarK9 0

Wow, your a ******* idiot. I hope you broke a few bones.

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sophiemiranda 0

Why is it your FML, It should be your wife saying FML for having a cheating bastard. DON'T GET MARRIED IF YOU WANT MORE THAN ONE RELATIONSHIP shit-tard

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prod324 0

ur a damn slob!!! u shouldn't b cheating in the first place dumbass!!!

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JudgeReckoning 0

LOL... "I didn't want my wife to find out that I cheated on her... so I threw myself down I felt a stairs, had to go to the hospital, and then decided to post this on the internet..." dumbass

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JudgeReckoning 0

lol again... *a flight of stairs... fail on my part :P

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