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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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ICHC_16 0

what lengths people go to, to not get caught. YDI

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mrs_silengo 0

and yet, you deserve MUCH worse! Here's hoping you get busted and then neutered.

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trueblue42 4

I hope your wife sees this FML. you'd rather throw youself down a flight of stairs with the risk of breaking your neck than to keep it in your pants?? I hope your wife is ******* other people while you're at work.

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brookeh1234 0

thats terrible. your ******* stupid for cheating . why are you married if your gonna cheat? i hate it when guys do that

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Ucla_cupcake 0

YDI for being a dumbass cheater. Next time, ask your hand for a favor.

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