Intimacy: Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched... - FML

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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

Kenziechristinee 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:08

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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superman10000 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 15:44

smart guy. but i dont understand why u write tis on fml. do you think ur life sucks just because u are dumb enough to hurt ur self to get away with cheating.

cellur111 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 5:50

probally should have broke your neck

duckiedude 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 13:43

1. i don't belive that 'story' because a 'normal' person would'nt post something like this. 2. if it is true... you are a cheating piece of shi*. 3. get a life, not one that consists of you putting bullshi* and selfish things on the net.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 28 May 2010 0:00

You stupid cheating dumbass. That's all there is to say but I'll say it anyway: YDI for cheating on your wife, and then to do something so stupid to cover up being caught. Just...ugh, guys like you make me sick.

_PersianBaBe_ 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 0:31

WTF! why would you have sex by the stairs..doesn't make sense. ANYWAYS! ydi you cheating bastard.

xtoxic_rainbowsx 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 22:43

you deserve it you ass hole... >_>

Bubbako 0

Monday 31 May 2010 5:37

Idiot.

wishiwazritch 3

Monday 31 May 2010 13:13

i hope you broke both your legs and arms so that you can't even jack-off

Crazigurl11 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:20

I hope u broke every bone in ur body! You ****** asshole!

yvelmi 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:30

Dude your my hero

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