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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

a_2_zee 0

Your life doesn't suck retard, you deserved it. You can't actually expect sympathy, when you post that. F u not your life dick

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kristi_nisbett 0

so why should anyone feel bad for you? u totally deserve it for cheating..

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lovethejoker440 0

you deserved it you dumbass. dont get married if youre gonna **** more than one person.

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ryantb12345678 0

I kinda wish this ended with a "btw I broke my neck". why would you post this trying to get sympathy? people like you deserve everything they get in life and I hope ur ass gets dumped

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Titanjt 0

You, are a fucktard! You deserve all the pain you receive.

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