Intimacy: Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched... - FML

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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

Kenziechristinee 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:08

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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dakota_nikole 0

Friday 15 April 2011 16:24

hilarious your an idiot

abcdefgih 0

Monday 18 April 2011 3:38

Wow Dumbass.

arrow13579 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:51

serves u right dumbass

rxc_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:01

thats what you get for being both a dumbass and a cheater.

jtdm25 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:05

I hope you broke your neck!!

aliserboi97 0

Monday 23 May 2011 4:23

your a dumbass don't throw yourself down stairs

Narwhal234 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:34

OP, did you REALLY think you'd get sympathy for posting this?

Exiledprincess 4

Friday 27 May 2011 21:10

You deserve this...just sayin

jennnwoww 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:08

Wow. You really are stupid. Enough said.

saltypirate 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 9:59

if you don't like your wife, why not just get a ******* divorce??? Just ******* stay loyal to your wife or get the **** out of her life

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