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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Lufferkinz 0

Clicked YDI right after I read about the affair. Cheaters suckkk

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mheard546 5

why didn't you just say you fell down the stairs, instead of actually doing it??

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bella2007bella 0

f u!!! u know what??? u dont deserve ur wife she deserves better now go f urself u f***ing fucktard ur a bitch cheater and u know what? i hope ur in a wheelchair for the rest of ur ******* life

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WildInTheStreets 5

haha. dude that sucks.

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jamieisreallymad 0

OP, you are a complete dumbass. why the **** would you cheat on your wife? Don't you remember the vows?

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allilovee 0

u couldn't deserve this more

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daybyday11 0

you shouldn't have cheated in the first place

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