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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

RzRocketpants 0

Well, I for one commend your work. And an A* for effort! This, my friend, is why I'm never getting married. lol

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oarisimo 4

next time I hope you break your neck

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hawaiian96 0

your such an asshole.. cheater:(

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Clutzs 5

ASSHOLE! what the crap?! cheaters are horrible! have fun in hell.......

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matchstick1029 3

if i knew where you were I'd literally throw you down the stairs again

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nachukas 0

cool, i'm the 88888th person to YDI-ed him! :D

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ssskylar 0

"Today I was having an affair..." Immediate 'you totally deserved it'.

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