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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

Kenziechristinee 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:08

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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smileyface143 4

Monday 18 July 2011 7:28

see I honestly don't understand people like you, if your going to continuously sleep with another person, then why be married in the first place? Is it that you get joy out of hurting other people or what?.. n btw this isn't a fml it's a ydi.

arthurmlloyd 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:13

at least you are trying to do your best.

RodStar 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:12

So...Did your wife find out?

mheard546 5

Friday 22 July 2011 23:05

is there a reason why you actually threw yourself down the stairs instead of lying about it? dumb-ass!! you deserve it.. cheater!!!

jose18 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:44

you could have just said you fell down the stairs and cut your back from the fall she would have believed that

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:08

You deserve to have your wife cheat on you... and find out all about how it rocked her world.

naughty101 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:41

totally your fault for cheating..

christanaamamore 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:08

your own dang fault cheating b**tard -_-

scooter50 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:24

karma's a bitch!

chahacha599 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:23

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