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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 699
You deserved it 275 706

Top comments

take_it_ez 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

Comments

jennayyydoll 0

You're an ass. I hope those injuries were pretty severe. I don't care if that's mean or I shouldn't wish that on people. I fking mean it.

domxxily 0

thats what you get for cheating on your wife sicko! i hope she divorces you

You are such an ASSHOLE!! Why would you ever cheat on your Wife? I hope she finds out,Divorces you, and kicks you out. "**** you"

patiencenovirtue 0

ur life is already ****** if ur cheating on ur wife. so its just a double fml

cuddlee 0

Wow u suck douche. Tell ur wife

cuddlee 0

Wow u suck douche. Tell ur wife

cuddlee 0

Wow u suck douche. Tell ur wife

Norther 1

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YDI FOR CHEATING. HOPE THE TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS REALY HURT!!

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

It doesn't even need to be said but...YDI. I hope your wife reads this and leaves your ass.

WILDMAN22 1

AYE CHECK IT..ALL THESE FOLKS TRIPPIN OFF YOU LIKE THEIR LIVES ARE JUST PERFECT...HE CHEATED JUMPED OFF STAIRS, BROKE HIS ASS BONE BUT HEY HE'S HUMAN..SO AIN EVEN MAD BRUH (BUT NEXT TIME OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU JUMP)