Intimacy: Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying...

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:34

YDI for not knowing your limits

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

Comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:29

#26: That would be so funny if, you knew how to spell it and realized that ANOREXICS don't eat, bulemics throw up. But I see where you were going there. Bwahahah, yeahh that sucks.

Kitty34_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:29

"Today I was having cybersex" .. YD whatever happens.

annabanana13 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:34

now you know how to be bulimic?

i_imagine 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:37

What the hell? How long are your fingers? Wow. YDI.

RyanRaygun 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:36

If ur boyfriend got off on the vomit part, you might want a new boyfriend.

shmaller 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:38

Are you ******* retarded?

annabanana13 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:33

now you know how to be bulimic?

TooMuchXbox 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:40

lol, 36. You're my hero. Hilarious. But yes..... I've had to make myself puke before(I'm a bit of a drinker) and I know how difficult it is when I'm trying, wtf is your problem.