By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 546
You deserved it 130 370

Same thing different taste

Top comments

pancakes_n_syrup 0

YDI for not knowing your limits

lyndis_fml 0

You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

Comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

#26: That would be so funny if, you knew how to spell it and realized that ANOREXICS don't eat, bulemics throw up. But I see where you were going there. Bwahahah, yeahh that sucks.

Kitty34_fml 0

"Today I was having cybersex" .. YD whatever happens.

annabanana13 0

now you know how to be bulimic?

What the hell? How long are your fingers? Wow. YDI.

If ur boyfriend got off on the vomit part, you might want a new boyfriend.

annabanana13 0

now you know how to be bulimic?

TooMuchXbox 0

lol, 36. You're my hero. Hilarious. But yes..... I've had to make myself puke before(I'm a bit of a drinker) and I know how difficult it is when I'm trying, wtf is your problem.

thing is like it takes a little bit of gagging to throw up so why did you continue to gag yourself... your dumb fault this is probably not even real