Intimacy: Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying...

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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By never again - 29/07/2024 14:00 - United States

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:34

YDI for not knowing your limits

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

Comments

DizzyDemon0 9

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:12

...I'm guessing you never given him a very good *blow* ay? Sucks for him. haha. u threw up.

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:13

Cyber sex seems like a waste of time.

pick3l51 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:14

...some people are so stupid...

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:17

FYL because now your bf is going to be afraid to let you blow him for real. Or use his laptop.

t3resa 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:17

LOL #7 i like this story :):)

whudafxup 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:20

I agree with #7. And how did you even manage that? Challenged much?

xorae 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:22

you should have just did the real thing. and then THAT wouldn't have happened.

robvicious_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:24

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 2girls1cup style, love it !!!

isKinetic 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:27

Lol I'd love to see your boyfriends version of that FML...

Person_9854 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:28

I lol'd.

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