Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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runescapescool 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:15

stinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thebigslim 13

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:25

You can't be serious...... epic fail.

BAbyR 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:30

does that hurt?

agitate1 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:08

Hahahahaha ouch. But just imagine if that happened to a chick?

King_of_Kings 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:12

she may have liked it. how is this an FML? if all of you reading this are interested in seeing Things That Deserve To Be Destroyed, follow this link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

CherishFlowers 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:14

Ew, don't slap her ass that hard. It hurts, dumbass.

603050294 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:21

OP has watched too many **** films. What looks sexy on film usually isn't so smooth in real life.

krispykreem 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:34

Bet that turned her on...

Jayyyrad 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:03

OWWWWW

2_someone_else_ 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:04

#40: It hurt for a moment, we laughed a bit and then kept going. Also, ppl were right about the position.

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