Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of...

By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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Miller_Time 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

See, that's just really, really awkward. Like in the way you never want anything to be.

Shadic 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:15

Why'd he answer the phone?

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annis_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:29

Hahahaha....that's hilarious....at least it makes for a good story to tell

generalsmith2 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:48

what this tells me is that both your lives suck in many many different ways.

Atropos_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:51

This sounds exactly like Teeth, except it was the guy's friend, not his mom.

IsntThisAwkward 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 0:31

minus the teeth.. and eating of the penis... and dare...

effed_up_life 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:56

nothing puts you in the mood like talking to your mom right?

soonerfan 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:04

Probably wanted a threesome

Kitten125 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:06

It sounds like he has self esteem issues.... :P

gregthestrange 3

Monday 16 March 2009 4:40

not **** your life, it's more of a **** his life

leighzzy09 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:14

**** his life. if his own mother thinks her kids unlayable thats a problem. and if he's answering calls in the middle i doubt your any good anyways

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:26

"Hello? oh mom c'mon i told you to stop calling me when im having sex. Yes i actually am this time. Fine you want to talk to her?

teardrop_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:29

****! I'd be pissed if he answered that when we were doing it... I'd just tell his mom... "nope, he just paid me to talk on the phone... he's really a loser" Revenge is sweet :)