Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of...

By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123 596

You deserved it 17 308

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By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 306

You deserved it 93 899

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 218

You deserved it 8 138

Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 804

You deserved it 1 741

By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 258

You deserved it 401

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 990

You deserved it 14 931

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 794

You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 146

You deserved it 3 336

Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 785

You deserved it 600

By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 133

You deserved it 29 773

Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 771

You deserved it 4 872

Miller_Time 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

See, that's just really, really awkward. Like in the way you never want anything to be.

Shadic 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:15

Why'd he answer the phone?

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Claeric 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:32

This is cute. What's wrong with this?

asterificious 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:37

BIGGG turn off.....

xx_hayleyy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:48

who stops to answer the phone?! lmao get rid of him! :P

leadninja 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:14

i think the dude you were with should be the one posting here

ashley_rogers08 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:42

i had a similar incident. my boyfriends mom called when we were having sex, all we heard was "mom, mom, mom, ma, ma, ma, louise, louise, louise" gotta love the stewie ringtone. but he didnt answer it.. we were way too into the moment. he just told me later about how awkward it was, obviously. if he would have answered, i think i would have felt offended. like damn, maybe im not doing something rite to keep his attention.. but thats just me.

ziggyeye 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:50

aznswim09 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:56

I can see an FML from his point of view now Today, I was having sex with this girl I met. In the middle of it, my mother called me, so I stopped and answered. I told her I was busy having sex, and she told me to put the girl I was with on the phone. My own mother thought it was unlikely that I was having sex. FML

jdrives 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:28

#38- I would vote "you deserved that one"

fam_surprise 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:29

#32... ????? seriously??? wow you really want your boy to be thinking of his mom or talking to her when he is having sex with you??

heyu246 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:31

that's horrible! that mother was soo rude, she should've asked to talk to you when you guys were done. but then again i guess that wouldn't have been as convincing to the mother