By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
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tilly_llama 11

I am genuinely sorry.

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Welshite 39

You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.

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RobbiTheBlondie 11

You make it sound like a roller coaster. Which it seems she'd rather ride than you.

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ocramavaf 15

Jesus dude, easy does it, it's just the comment section

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olpally 32

Ultimate mood killer. Ask her what's wrong.

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PatandIsabella 4

Your talk should never be bigger than your " game " ... *Whispers *size matters =}

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PatandIsabella 4

Awwww nuts , I didn't look. .... Well, that's awkward .

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Godsofdracos 15

Look on the bright side, at least she can upgrade :)

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KittenSandwich 9

I really didn't notice OP was a girl till I read some of these comments.

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idecim8 5

And "it's about to get intense " isn't going to make the cut.

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ElricMustang 23

Showing shallowness where it doesn't even apply. *Whispers* If size did matter, than smaller girls would have nothing, but I'm sure most guys would rather a small girl than one who believes size matters more than how you're using it ;)

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StillUsesMyspace 22

If size was the problem, OP's problem could be solved for $100, or £60ish since OP is in the UK

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idecim8 5

Yea... What happened next. "Next time on " DUDE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES DOING." " on FOX

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weveallbeenthere 30

wow. sorry. is it like a piece of macaroni falling into a pot? or are you just bad at it?

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TXFernwoods 26

That sucks. Talk to like a counselor for sex. Good luck OP. :D

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thewife5 19

She sounds like a bore. At least you were trying.. She was probably laying there like a bored. FYL

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thatnucca 36

I think you two were thinking different saddle choices... You were thinking equestrian, she was more my little pony...

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