Make sure you know what she likes. Ask her if your doing what she like right. Don't wanna think your pleasing and all your doing is teasing.

sounds like you need to can the bitch and get a new girlfriend. a tighter one.

At least she is honest. Try watching **** in order to learn some new moves?

While she was yawning you should have put your dick in her mouth

In the spirit of the NFL you two should record the sex and point out all the flaws in your plays.

I'd almost put money that the majority of the couples that have this issue break up at some point. If your partner isn't willing to communicate and help you improve, they aren't worth your time since they obviously aren't even trying. Time for you to get someone that actually cares. Intimacy isn't something you can neglect for 99% of relationships. Either sit her down and ask how you can improve, or move on to someone that will talk things out with you. I wasn't that great to my gf when we had our first time and for a few times after and then she started telling me what she liked and the sweet spots. We've never been better and we are engaged. One of you needs to put out the effort so that you can learn what she enjoys.

We'll if she's so bored tell her to take the reins. She sounds like a bitch to me. Maybe find someone who's a bit more sensitive.

I'd cut out the narrations. "I am going to gently insert my penis into your ******, and go in half way for the first 2 minutes, then slowly increasing speed and depth for maximum pleasure". Stop! Just go with it! Feel her out.

Ouch :/ whisper something sexy in her ear instead?

...when suddenly, mid-yawn, she experienced her first anal adventure.