By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
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tilly_llama 11

I am genuinely sorry.

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Welshite 39

You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.

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idecim8 5

You should definitely smack her ass and choke her a little. And str8 up **** her. She's a bitch and should be ****** like one.

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sierraaaa 15

you should ask her why she said that and try to work it out- both of you. In both relationships and sex communication is key.

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Taylor22294 24

Next smart remark like that. Punch it in her butt.

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birdybirdchirp 18

As long as you get yours man, its all good:)

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commandercolbert 6

thats brutal. she demasculated you. maybe u need to work on it, but she went too far in saying that. iayls

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askullnamedbilly 33

Kind of hard to emasculate someone who wasn't male to begin with.

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ohishkabibble 21

Obviously you two need to communicate better! Sit your girlfriend down and have a nice, lengthy talk with her about how you can better please her (and maybe how she can better please you!). There are a lot of ways to spice things up in the bedroom, too; but you gotta talk about these things, OP!

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qwils 11

Your girlfriend could put some effort into it too, if she's just laying there yawning she can't be very good in bed either.

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allplayedout 20

Are you Indiana Jones? What kind of line is that?

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