By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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michael_wells831 16

I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha

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sarah2144 14

Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.

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BunnyStar 14

I never understood why that qualifies as dirty talk. I love my dad to pieces but you wouldn't catch me sleeping with him.

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dawood_k 27

Ha ha ha sorry but that is awkwardly hilarious

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mosquito19 14

how about she says "who is your mom?" during sex, would you like that?

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wildgenius 13

"Today, I said 'Who's your mommy' during sex. He pulled out and left the country. FML"

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limabeans101029 20

I'm not sure about other women, but that'd be an instant turn off for me

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davek 36

Try saying it when you have a daughter of your own and see how ******* creepy it sounds.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

Does one literally mean they are role-playing as your "Daddy" when using this phrase? Because that's really creepy. I don't get it. Why would THIS be what you yell when getting into the moment? (With your not-daughter, I might add.) And even more curious, what is she supposed to say back?!?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Even if she took it as intended, it would mean "sugar daddy," which is still insulting toward her.

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