By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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michael_wells831 16

I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha

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sarah2144 14

Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.

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SlyCooper15 16

Why would you unearth something like that D=

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WingWalker 2

I can't believe people still use cheesy lines like "who's your daddy?"

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GunSlinger69 19

YDI, that expression is just weird, I have no clue why some people use it.

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liza1922 7

never got the who's your daddy thing. Why would anyone think incest is sexy?

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Fas4wd 13

'Who's your daddy'??!! Get with the times man.

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1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6

better than "are you done yet?" I've heard that b4; that would ruin the mood really quick!

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eatsteak 20

YDI, for not checking if she was into the daddy thing before hand. avoid akwardness and have more fun know what she likes.

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walshy_xoxox 10

I like calling the guy daddy in the sex or when he says it to me. I like to be dominated and it makes me feel very dominated and feel like they have sexual power over me. It's a big turn on so no judgement here ✋

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