Sex and Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated...

By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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U wot m8?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Sex talk

By Baby - 26/01/2017 08:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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michael_wells831 16

Monday 29 December 2014 10:50

I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha

sarah2144 14

Monday 29 December 2014 10:56

Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.

Comments

whoviancutie 9

Monday 29 December 2014 19:28

I'm pretty sure this is a repost...

speakfreely 21

Monday 29 December 2014 19:31

My boyfriend loves it when I call him daddy haha

EvilLittleGirl 24

Monday 29 December 2014 20:18

she probably wasn't enjoying it as much as her "daddy"

milmac 9

Monday 29 December 2014 21:40

YDI. It was a stupid thing to say.

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Monday 29 December 2014 21:49

I'm sadly not too surprised so many people find this creepy, obviously you didn't mean your her REAL FATHER. *sigh* To each their own, don't worry OP. No judgement here!!

djstiv3 15

Monday 29 December 2014 22:12

so wrong XD

skyttlz 32

Monday 29 December 2014 22:22

I've never understood the "who's your daddy" thing. It's not hot at all. And I have no idea what the right response would be.

Kendrah18 19

Monday 29 December 2014 23:01

YDI. Never say that in bed. Ew

hattergonemad 10

Monday 29 December 2014 23:21

The right response is highly dependent upon the situation, your partner, and where their particular kink lies. I had an immediate response come to mind, but then I'm in a Daddy/Dom BDSM relationship, so I tend to be quick on the uptake in that situation.