By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 315
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Same thing different taste

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I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha

Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.

Comments

Why do guys think that this is a turn on? It's a terrible thing to say to a girl, no matter what you are doing.

Well I mean if you are having a conversation about relatives it may be fine.

I really don't think that's in style anymore.... or it may never have been.

That's disgusting. Don't ask a girl who their daddy is when having sex. No one wants to screw their dad.

Saying "Who's your daddy' doesn't really pertain to incestuous roleplay or whatever you people believe, it's more of a dominant/submissive thing, since a 'daddy' is a more dominant figure in a relationship.

Attacksloth 33

I have no clue why this "whose your daddy" thing, is a thing, but I'll try to be open-minded and say... shouldn't you have known that she's sensitive to her lack-of-father-figure?

Terrynics 8

Ouch. I would say these things happen but that's just plain old unlucky.

Ew. I never understood why some people like that phrase, it's beyond creepy.