Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting...

By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By VCR - 20/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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spamky 7

Friday 14 August 2009 20:07

Did you kick his ass?

nitro27x 2

Friday 14 August 2009 20:07

whoa! creepy! ...at least you didn't catch him trying them on

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Franklin24 3

Friday 9 December 2011 5:03

That's really gross what a perv

cass1_l0ve 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 15:13

Guys, their probably just fake trophies.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Friday 1 March 2013 4:41

Disgusting lil-shit eh?

sartrow 8

Tuesday 17 June 2014 18:34

things that make you go eeeewwww!

britzy_03 19

Monday 9 March 2015 19:24

Ever think he may have lady friend that buys hers from the same places you do?

Kyliej96 6

Thursday 6 June 2024 1:19

Brothers can be weird…. My little brother got caught with a bunch in his room. Lucky they weren’t mine. Not sure what he was doing with them

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Same thing different taste

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