Love: Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday...

By neverbeenkissed - 03/07/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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By Yue - 23/11/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By Robert - 28/12/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML

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By Tom - 27/10/2011 20:00 - United States

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2009 1:58

Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.

falleninlove21 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:00

thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special

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lolwatlol 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:59

how did this made it past moderation?

BurnTheVegan 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:00

That's not a bad thing at all. Don't worry about it. (:

ITuMT 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:00

Maybe your a guy?

mannix_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:03

Your life isn't fcked and you don't deserve to have it be fcked. I understand how embarassing that must have been, I would be embarassed too, but it's really nothing big. Also, I bet your half of those girls were lying anyway.

headfirst4halos9 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:06

Well, I'm 13, and I'm the only one of my friends thats never been kissed. It could be worse. My on friend has only kissed one guy, and it was in a game of truth or dare on out door ed, and he is litterally the most annoying kid ive ever met.

SexyMcBeast 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:08

Show up at 5 years from now at their 17th birthday party and tell them all to switch if they've gone to a party and woke up the next morning in an unfamiliar bed with their pants off and something suspiciously sticky on their face.