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By friendly_neighbourhood_psycho - 19/08/2011 22:47 - Sweden

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

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By yoyyo - 07/11/2016 06:29 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML

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By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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muhaidib 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:31

Wow, I think you might need to look for another crush...

skinthesnakes 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:44

she now has 3 reasons not to ever make a joke about you again.

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baccaz16 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:51

Next time shut the door harder and break more fingers. If ur goin to be called a psychopath, do it good.

NikkiFlysKites 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:17

Learn to read?

Sparkiee93 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:27

Just laugh and curse because you missed the other two. That bitch should have moved her retard fingers.

Havin 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:07

This sounds like something I'd do. Only I'd do it on purpose.

purecpu 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:19

funny same thing happened to my mom...

chuko1014 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:23

i just played that in my head thats hilarious

lolnatalyloves 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:46

Hahahaha omg ur so funny.....*door slam*

LowLives 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:45

Go you she totally deserved it lol

miimehfoo 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:47

You Dont Deserve It. She Deserves It!

Jamialia 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 13:01

Good on you! I probably would of done the same thing. But I am crazy so you shouldn't listen to me.

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What the F, lady?

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