Kids: Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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A tad harsh

By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 12:00

Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML

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Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Couldn't you have gone with the 'the Easter bunny was so busy today he asked me for the help ' line?

AviShtap 20

Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Hey, at least they're smart kids?

Comments

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 28 March 2016 18:20

This is why I never lied to my kids about this. I really don't grasp the concept of lying to children about these fantasies, knowing full well that one day they'll find out, their hearts will be broken, and their faith in the value of my word shattered. I get the concept of wanting something fun for your kids, but this can be accomplished without lies.

catherinecas 30

Tuesday 29 March 2016 2:23

I was never shattered and never doubted my parents word when I found out about the Easter Bunny or Santa not being real. I think it honestly depends on how the kids find out. My mom let me and my sibs puzzle it out and then answered any questions we had.

iSsjGohan 17

Monday 28 March 2016 18:27

look on the bright side u still got the tooth fairy

kowsee 22

Monday 28 March 2016 18:30

Stop lying to your children! Okay, do what you want, but please don't complain later for their disappointment lol. I get that it's the 'spirit' part of it, and fun imagination etc, but it doesn't seem worth the sadness later on in my opinion and yes, my parents did NOT tell me there were any mythical characters coming into my house at any point, but DID tell me the origins of the story. So my brother and I were aware of the reasons behind most traditions etc.