By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden

Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML
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RockstarJAy 16

The easiest way to wipe is folding one square in half, use that, then fold it again, and use that. It reduces toilet paper usage a lot.

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littlekellilee 45

During food poisoning? I don't think that's going to work well

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bcalle 8

This was hardly a time for a reduce reuse recycle lesson. She needed a hell of a lot more than three sheets to help her, folded in half or not lol

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iAlissa 34

Where will you be where diarrhea strikes, you ask? In the worst and most inconvenient places!

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townailz 16

I think I would have left the underwear I the nearest trash can lol

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sunny354wi 8

Must be one heck of an expensive underwear to not dump it!! smh

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Drnavid 13

They should make a special garbage in bathrooms specifically for trashed underwears.

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Tommy214 20

That sucks I hope it wasn't too embarrassing for you OP

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heyLaddieHey 18

Time for a new job! In all seriousness, that sucks. Apologize and move on

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canadiangirl98 9

Why not toss your underwear out in a garbage bin outside?

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