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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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Same thing different taste

By CH - 07/12/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 18:01

Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:08

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

Sessee 4

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

YDI for smoking.

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familyguylover 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:10

kjkj

Sniper3000 0

Monday 29 March 2010 5:47

why even smoke wtf

Sniper3000 0

Monday 29 March 2010 5:49

oh it wasnt yours. fyl

matiu_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 15:28

This is bullshit. How is this possible? Were you holding the cigarette like a lollipop? Or do you hold lollipops like a cigarette in between your index and middle fingers? Lame. My friend put the end of a cigarette in her mouth and lit the butt! Now that's funny! This is just retarded

Mcstroodlenugget 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 18:19

smoking is cool, all the popular and cool kids do it

ellepee 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 13:16

YDI for smoking.

ninjasaurous 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:28

ydi for smoking.

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:59

I put out lit cigarettes on my tongue all the time. it doesn't hurt, it just tastes horrible. fyl? no way

Celiath 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 2:19

maybe he should smoke the lollipop.

thatonedame 6

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:18

ydi. idiot.

BroSkii69 8

Saturday 9 October 2010 0:24

I never found out which one you licked :O!

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