By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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Hanez10 0

Wow this just proves that you lose a crapload of brain cells when you smoke. YDI for being an addict

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gummibehrs 4

This is another reason why people shouldn't smoke. You know, on top of the yellow teeth, yellow fingernails, nasty breath, no one wanting to be around you, potential lung cancer, and just the general repulsiveness of smoking.

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XxHU4LxX 0

#199-What have you been smoking? 'Cuz cigarettes don't do SHIT to your brain cells, dumbass. Smoking doesn't hurt anyone except the one smoking, unless they're gonna be stupid and smoke around lots people to breathe in the second hand smoke, but other than, who cares if someone smokes? They wanna ruin their health, that's their choice, you can't say she deserved it for smoking. **** your life.

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scrubsfan99 0

Guess who's getting tired of question endings?

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Anteezy 7

And they're not even supposed to end with a question mark >.< I'm getting sick of 'em too. You just say "guess what." Not "guess whaaat?" you know when your voice goes up like it's a question. -.-

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5oforlife 0

@18 lol is this mattiscool4 on AIM? but yeah, for some it calms their nerves.

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stewpididiot 11

and I'll bet you still smoke. dumbass.

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GabbanaGirl 0

**** you for smoking! you know that can KILL you?!

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