By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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reetah 0

I know it's "none of my business" but YDI for smoking : unless you were just holding your friend's cigarette and you don't smoke? #26? so FYL if the latter is the case.

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reetah 0

edit: ewww! FYL, cause you don't smoke. I hate the smell of cigarette smoke, I can't even imagine licking it! ahhh gross. and get used to being judged, my goodness. if you're old enough to be hanging with friends who smoke, you'd think you'd know that it's human nature to judge, jump to conclusions, etc etc.

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aggieskate900 0

Lesson learned: Don't smoke. Friends don't let friends be dumbasses while they smoke, either.

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b5200 0

Can't be worse than the long term effects of smoking.

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myname1 0

if your gonna fake a dum story like that for "FML" atleast make it believable and entertaining

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soozin 0

we've heard it before. at least TRY to be more creative

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no_damn_luck 0

thats what you get for being a crusty smoker.

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jen_kay 0

This is why you shouldent smoke. Or eat candy while in the process.

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Saruh 0

My goodness your mouth was busy.

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DeadAngelKonan 0

And that, kids, is why you dont smoke =)

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