By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
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ReyEr9412 0

Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP

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maskedman 9

I laughed so hard at this. Then I double-checked my breath. Then I laughed some more.

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wandaax03 0

hahahahaha you are awesome

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jessicams 0

brushing and flossing daily helps. oh and best way to tell your breath smells is by licking the back of your hand and smelling that. to make sure you get all the plaque drink something red- it sticks to the plaque and makes it easier to see where you missed

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Tip: Just because your hot carls aren't one of your meals, doesn't mean you shouldn't brush after getting one!

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CraziiChiick1234 0

There is this thing called toothpaste... u should try using it... just saying!

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jennay8288 1

a lot of people have told you to brush your teeth, OP, which you should a little more often since your mouth obviously smells gnarly. but often times its your stomach/digestion thats causing the shitty smell in your mouth. soo i would say you know, eat better, more fiber, greens, etc, to clear your body out of crap, literally, and things because its probably the shit thats in you thats causing you to have shitty breath.

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Sniper3000 0

That was great advice and it makes sense.

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adonals 0

YDI. Personal hygine.... learn it; enough said.

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adonals 0

woahh, typo didnt think it was that big of a deal but thanks.

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Luciens19 0

It was that big of a deal, 'nuff said.

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strength413 8

Now, i can understand that having a child who would need to be checked in case they pooped them self would probably be very time consuming, and maybe you don't have time to shower, but there's always time to brush your teeth.... always.

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mildii 0

eww!! please brush your teeth. For the sake of your surrounding people!!

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