Kids: Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his... - FML

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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reapfml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:05

brush yo teefs fool

ReyEr9412 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:07

Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP

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bloodhoundbambam 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:00

There's a guy in my school who's breath is even worse. If u look for 10 sec in his face while he's talking I feel like I have to vormit. The smell is really really unbeareble I never look him in the face, cause its impossible of the smell. (He's not someone I like tho. Not at all I hate that guy)

ctgirl12345 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:28

ummm well maybe you have taught your little son to brush his teeth. and maybe you should start brushing.

Sennamacher 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:12

Ew... I've had bad breath before (usually after I wake up in the morning before I brush my teeth) but never so bad that I can smell it on myself...

Laurendorcus 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:28

Maybe having bad breathe is her new version of birth control, obviously her last contraception failed. :-)

killabee 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 14:52

Tonsil stones. Google that.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:38

Yeah, I recommend you don't. I already know what they are, and ignorance is truly bliss.

rachelbrianna25 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:19

EW! Omg, I work at a hotel, and so many ppl come in & leave with bad breath. It's so nasty.

kingwaldo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:27

Grøss.

xlostwithoutu 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:56

øh mÿ... fåñčÿ łëttēr...

peacockfeather 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:06

WIN

perdix 29

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:27

I'm sure your husband appreciated the thorough rim job and salad tossing. ♫ The things we do for love. ♫

swimspy 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:31

hahaha I bet tht everyone who said she shld floss more are dentists daughters and sons!!!!

CYNNER 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:11

#37 its probably just people that care about they're hygene. i'm one of the people who said that and my dad has bad breath and he's a mechanic. he just has no teeth to floss.

manstie 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:33

Maybe if your dog stopped crapping in your fridge then you might randomly pick out some decent food, yeah?

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