Kids: Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his... - FML

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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reapfml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:05

brush yo teefs fool

ReyEr9412 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:07

Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP

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terriibabiiix23 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:50

lmfaoooo, YDI for having poor hygiene...i mean, what did you eat, POOP ?! ew, that's just NASTY. i hoped you brushed your teethh, gurll.

Ryuu_Girl 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:44

BUY A TOOTH BRUSH WOMAN...

twilightbella91 0

Monday 25 January 2010 14:54

1. pick up tooth brush 2. pick up toothpaste 3. apply a pea sized amount of TOOTH PASTE 4. PUT TOOTH BRUSH IN MOUTH 5. BRUSH IN CIRCULAR MOTION 6. SPIT OUT TOOTHPASTE INTO A SINK 7. PUT A LITTLE BIT OF MOUTHWASH IN YOUR MOUTH 8. RINSE FOR A 30 SECONDS. VERY IMPORTANT... DO NOT SWALLOW THE MOUTHWASH 9. SPIT MOUTH WASH INTO SINK 10. repeat 10 times a day for nasty mouth xoxo, me

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:03

I do declare you wouldn't want to kiss this woman...

jyd62 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:27

ever heard of mouthwash ???

lolhaha118118 0

Friday 29 January 2010 11:06

you filthy woman, i actually took a swig of mouthwash wen i read this though lmfao

Whisper_Says_Ku 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:52

You eat shit?

tatoo_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:12

stomach problem

danishlilmermaid 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:42

it's not that she doesn't brush her teeth (well i could be that) but constipation causes your breath to smell like shit too.. so try not to judge it may not be her fault..

danishlilmermaid 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:44

it's not that she doesn't brush her teeth (well i could be that) but constipation causes your breath to smell like shit too.. so try not to judge it may not be her fault..

spank_my_toaster 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:30

she could have just woken up and did't have time to brush her teeth because of her baby.

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