By dfan13 - 01/07/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML
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dfan13 tells us more.

Hey, original poster here.. He wasnt trying to see me naked. We have a shower curtain where u can see out if ur in the shower but cant see in if your out. And i did almost die because i cracked my head open.

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COMPLETELY CREEPY. YOUR DAD IS COMPLETELY CREEPY.

fxdxhk90 0

You need to start plotting your revenge, may I suggest buying one of those fake lottery tickets, then filming his reaction when he thinks he won.

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Unfortunately your dad wanted to see more than just you screaming like a girl... Creeper alert.

**** your life cos your dad watches you in the shower. Did he have his 'loofah' out too?

Your dad went into the bathroom while you were showering? FYL.

You need to have a chat with your Dad, after all, he could have killed you. FYL.

The one thing I love most about these FMLs is that my one of my goals in life is to be a cruel(in the funny way, not in the abusive way) parent, these give me ideas.

ummm... if by the "funny, cruel parent" you mean you want to terrorize your kids while they are NAKED, then, sure, go right ahead. you enjoy.

Oh, you brave, brave, home defender you.

Hey, original poster here.. He wasnt trying to see me naked. We have a shower curtain where u can see out if ur in the shower but cant see in if your out. And i did almost die because i cracked my head open.

NGM_47 0

Did you go to the hospital? And why didn't you lock the doors?

No he did not go to the hospital. He cracked his head open and the magical elves that live under his bed came out and magically fixed his head with love and pixie dust!

NGM_47 0

Oh, well that explains everything :D

also his dad obviously has the keys to his own house...

musicalducky 21

I don't lock the doors in my own house...only the outside doors. Unless your family has trust issues, why lock the doors? This really could have happened to anyone, don't try to blame it on the OP. OP: sorry that happened, hope all is well and that the injury wasn't too bad :)

isthisonetaken 0

your dad should have kick the front door in from the outside and played it off as if someone had broken in. men should never admit to their mistakes.

unholyfury 0

next item on the agenda... install locks on bathroom doors :D

if you think you're home alone - do you lock your bathroom door?

I sure as hell do! I'm too paranoid to do otherwise. Plus, what if one of my housemates gets home while I'm in the shower?