By dfan13 - 01/07/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 413
You deserved it 4 980

dfan13 tells us more.

Hey, original poster here.. He wasnt trying to see me naked. We have a shower curtain where u can see out if ur in the shower but cant see in if your out. And i did almost die because i cracked my head open.

Top comments

COMPLETELY CREEPY. YOUR DAD IS COMPLETELY CREEPY.

fxdxhk90 0

You need to start plotting your revenge, may I suggest buying one of those fake lottery tickets, then filming his reaction when he thinks he won.

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IExist121 0

Why was this disliked so many times? I find it funny because it's just a joke. Or is it?

thats really funny. but obviously someone would not do well under pressure/survive a scary movie!

Well damn, you should do the same to him, only dress up as some murderer from the movies. Or, you know, a ski mask works. Or you could make him feel bad and mooch off of his guilt.

rmh1670 0

Your dad is slightly f***ed up

People need to start being more careful when they pull pranks.

Tangere 0

Wow, you would be super easy to kill

jncwmnd 0

thats the same thing I thought. OP- at least ur dad has a (twisted) sense of humor ^_^ I don't see why he didn't wait until after you weren't in the shower though.

How did you pass out? Did he hit you with something?

He was scared into passing out... because he's a little girl inside.

mylamesauce 0

i'm sorry, but just because you fainted doesn't mean you almost died.way too overexaggerated. still sucks though =/ go to the doctor's to have it checked out, and when you get back tell your dad that you have to have bedrest for the next two weeks because of a fractured skull or something..make him do your work.

You know people can die from hitting their head on the tub, or anything hard really. You could crack your head open, or maybe his brain started bleeding.

dinosaursmoo 0

When I was in elementary school, a girl died at my school by hitting her head..

if he were in the shower when he passed out, not only could he have internal bleeding, as 56 said, he could easily drown. It doesn't take much water for that at all, and when one lacks consciousness it's very likely that this happens.

NGM_47 0

Why would your dad want to see you naked? Why would he do it in the restroom, too? Your dad is WAY too creepy...FYL!

annaofwisconsin 0

He's his father, he changed his diapers, it's not like it's anything he hasn't seen before.

skyttlz 32