By dfan13 - 01/07/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML
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dfan13 tells us more.

Hey, original poster here.. He wasnt trying to see me naked. We have a shower curtain where u can see out if ur in the shower but cant see in if your out. And i did almost die because i cracked my head open.

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COMPLETELY CREEPY. YOUR DAD IS COMPLETELY CREEPY.

fxdxhk90 0

You need to start plotting your revenge, may I suggest buying one of those fake lottery tickets, then filming his reaction when he thinks he won.

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Anyone else think that it's weird for a dad to be watching his daughter naked? If you don't there's something wrong

Yes that IS weird. However the OP is a guy. Unobservant much? I suggest you take your own advice. OP damn that sucks. Hope you milk the guilt trip he suffers

cla1re 0

your dad defines creepy. I don't care about your shower curtain. you should consider locking doors from now on!

STVader 0

did you pass out before or after hitting the tub?

#47: The OP never said they were female. In fact, the "make me scream LIKE a girl" makes me think the father was playing a prank on his son. Still a little weird, just not creepy (IMHO).

Also, it says under the FML that he's a man, right next to his name.

hola13 0

Why'd you pass out like a ****? Not that there's anything wrong with homos, but there's something wrong with passing out from dramatization. You're just stupid, stop acting like a girl and grow a pair.

what does being a wimp have to do with being gay? in fact, gay guys are often braver than straight guys because most have to deal with prejudiced and stereotypical brats (like you) every day, along with assaults and general bullying. ever heard of harvey milk or other gay rights activists? they were a lot more courageous than you'll ever be. and the word is gay or homosexual, not ****. douchebag.

ummm im pretty sure he meant that he fell in the tub.. cuase you know we ceramic can be slippery and then then to have the shit scared out of you... its pretty easy to fall in the tub, and he hit his head therefor he went unconcious.

Uhm, you can go f*** yourself because I was kidding, and if you've ever read ANY of my responses you would know I'm a lesbian, so whatever.

rihannalover 0

scream like a girl? how does a girl scream? creepy on your dad's part though.

I don't get it. The word 'scream' doesn't apply just to girls.

Julietiloveyou 0

Maybe his dad didn't know he was in the shower and just decied to do it anyways? IDK. That sucks though. I would have probly done the same thing.

Lol, idiots. Do you seriously think just because the dad went in the bathroom he just wanted to see him naked or something? Honestly I wouldn't give a shit if anyone in my family saw me naked, we have people going in the bathroom while others are showering all the time. And almost died? Somehow I doubt that.

ummm. some people find that normal...? it's not incest ., its not like they are all running around together naked. my bestfriend's family is like that and I have never seen a single incest action.

I agree with the others...speaking as somebody who lives in a 1 bathroom house, sometimes it is needed to get into the bathroom while other people are taking a shower. It doesn't have anything to do with incest or being a redneck, just with bad timing and people who take too long in the shower.

ICutYou42 0

# 46.... and a few others, if you all just look down after the actual FML (no, not 'down' as in your junk but on the little info etc etc with the entry,) you'll see that it says either (man) or (woman). This one says (man) and therefore the father was scaring his SON so yeah. Just letting you guys know because I don't you knew that since I just found out about a week ago. And yeah, man, FYL.