By OhaiiKid - 07/03/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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iceman05 0

Cmon OP. There are no printers that sound even remotely like a gun being cocked. Also if someone is going to come in your house and shoot you Im sure they would **** thier gun ahead of time. listen for the click of the safety from now on and then drop to the floor.

youthink_fml 0

Have you ever even heard the sound of a gun "loading" (or even know what you're trying to say)? It sounds nothing a printer.

I assume you live with people who own guns? or you live in ghetto neighborhood? move.

Haha! I applaud your quick reactions! Just imagine, if it really were a gun, you'd be totally safe! (:

#126-totally safe since guns can't be aimed at people on the ground....

how do you know what a gun loading sounds like? o_0

damn this is one hell of a funny post! i can just imagine it happening to me n all lol.

mikcand 0
Jojoo13_fml 0

omg haha that noise just happened to me! like right as i was reading this :)